There are a billion-and-twenty tweets from last night’s Democratic debate. That’s even more than the number of Republican candidates! Here are my favorite and funniest from comedians and comedy writers. Personally, I’ll be voting for Martin O’Malley since his initials spell out M.O.M.
Here is Bernie and Hillary to duke it out and 3 hired actors to give them water breaks. #DemDebate
— Rory Scovel (@roryscovel) October 14, 2015
#DemDebate Joe Biden is looking for parking.
— Paula Poundstone (@paulapoundstone) October 14, 2015
I think all the male candidates should be forced to wear the shoes that @HillaryClinton is wearing.
— Roland Scahill (@rolandscahill) October 14, 2015
She’s gotta lose Bill. Divorce now and win in 2016. #DemDebate
— Laurie Kilmartin (@anylaurie16) October 14, 2015
Pretty racist against women that all the men keep calling @HillaryClinton a secretary. #DemDebate
— Ken Barnard (@KenBarnard) October 14, 2015
Jim Webb is what happens when a throat-clearing sound comes to life. #DemDebate
— Rex Huppke (@RexHuppke) October 14, 2015
Will Jim Webb’s head drain into his suit when he loosens his tie? #DemDebate
— J. Elvis Weinstein (@JElvisWeinstein) October 14, 2015
The Repub Debate was to the #DemDebate as the Real Housewives are to PBS’ Masterpiece. #knowledge #class #decency #qualified #vote
— Elayne Boosler (@ElayneBoosler) October 14, 2015
Jim Webb has definitely lost his shit at an airport TGI Fridays before. #DemDabate
— Chase Mitchell (@ChaseMit) October 14, 2015
I just ate two marijuana gummies and now I’m grilling salmon. Which candidate can best represent MY NEEDS? #DemDebate
— Alex Blagg (@alexblagg) October 14, 2015
If I were Bernie Sanders, I’d wait 10 minutes then say “you know, I actually *do* want to talk about those emails!” #DemDebate
— Todd Barry (@toddbarry) October 14, 2015
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For the last 15 minutes, Joe Biden has been stuck in the rafters with his Batman costume caught on a cable. #DemDebate
— Mike Drucker (@MikeDrucker) October 14, 2015
Hillary: “As Chumba Wamba once said…” #DemDebate
— Chase Mitchell (@ChaseMit) October 14, 2015
#DemDebate Chafee said he’s proud of having no scandals. Yes, but that’s why we don’t know who he is.
— Paula Poundstone (@paulapoundstone) October 14, 2015
LINCOLN CHAFFEE WOULD LIKE EVERYONE TO KNOW THAT HE HAS BEEN A VERY GOOD BOY!! #DemDebate
— Rex Huppke (@RexHuppke) October 14, 2015
Then Mike Huckabee had the dubious judgment to tweet:
I trust @BernieSanders with my tax dollars like I trust a North Korean chef with my labrador! #DemDebate
— Gov. Mike Huckabee (@GovMikeHuckabee) October 14, 2015
Odd to see Mike Huckabee as the clear loser in tonight’s #DemDebate.
— Eugene Mirman (@EugeneMirman) October 14, 2015